80s Cheese Movie Review
Welcome back to the 80s, hair was teased, the internet wasn’t a thing, and phones had cords and were mounted to the wall. Join us as two old men and a GenZ review our favorite horrible cheesy movies from the decade that brought you breakdancing and Max Headroom and New Coke!
Hosts: Jake, La, and Sean
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As we file this cast under 'H' for toy we celebrate the '80s classic that is Val Kilmer's stardom vehicle – Real Genius. I do wish the world worked this way and that I was as smart as Lazlo. However, the reality is not so much, so we must live…
Published on: 2024-01-22
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The triumphant return of '80s Cheese Movie Review is upon us with the release of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! La enjoyed this one and can you believe it she thought it held up well. We also tackled the tons of emails awaiting us from back in October to just…
Published on: 2024-01-07
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It's a wild ride this week for the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' with La and all three of her backup dancers. Yep, that's right guys we've got John Cusak and Uncle Beef. La is in overload mode. Kayla's Cheese rating = 1 (of course B/C Cusak) Kidnap Countdown =…
Published on: 2023-10-16
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Behold for we have made a thing! That thing is a cast and that cast is somewhat about the 1987 smash hit Innerspace! As it turns out it doesn't age as great as Uncle Beef remembered. Join us as La wonders at how malls used to look and we get…
Published on: 2023-09-27
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Finally, we come to a movie Sean wasn't looking forward to. In fact, he hates this movie and always has. Even the director's cut where Audrey II takes over the world didn't save the 1986 entry 'Little Shop of Horrors' for him. La was also unimpressed but she's 13 and…
Published on: 2023-08-22
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We break out into one of the biggest cult-following movies of the John Hughes epics in the form of Weird Science. Even La had to admit this one was pretty good! Kayla's Cheese rating = 2 Kidnap Countdown = 3 '80s Style Kidnappings!…
Published on: 2023-08-13
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Your '80s movie crew takes on 1988's live-action/animated classic 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' this week on the show. We even stay on topic for a few minutes until as usually happens we tend to drift a smidgeon. In any event, it was awesome and La actually liked this one! Kayla's…
Published on: 2023-07-23
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Its 1986 and there is Big Trouble in Little China, also Raiden was there for some reason. Look I'm not gonna lie. Uncle Beef stopped by for this cast and every time La and Uncle Beef are together on a mic bad things happen. I'm not sure why but the…
Published on: 2023-07-03
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This time out your '80s Cheese crew takes on 1985's 'The Last Dragon' This is neither a classic nor a good movie but we took it on anyway. Join La and her backup dancers as we find out what was going on in Harlem in the 1980s – sort of….
Published on: 2023-06-18
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You knew it was coming if you've been following the arc, the 1988 JCVD classic 'Bloodsport' is upon us this time on 80's Cheese Movie Review and man did La see this one coming. I laughed most of the way through as La tore it a new one. Kayla's Cheese…
Published on: 2023-06-04
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I tried, I did, but this week got away from me and somehow we got on the topic of TV remotes and Bob Ross. There was some chatting about The Karate Kid in there I swear… just not a ton of it and not all together. Kayla's Cheese rating =…
Published on: 2023-05-01
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This week we break down this beloved 1986 'Flight of the Navigator' goodness with Kayla's favorite Uncle – Beef. We are also schooled on "Hot Jeff" which we didn't know was a thing. Kayla's Cheese rating = 4. Kidnap Countdown = 2-3 '80s Style Kidnappings!…
Published on: 2023-04-17
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This time on our walk through the cheese that is the '80s we venture into the 1986 robotic goodness of Short Circuit! Sean laments a perfectly good Firebird being 'disassembled' and his love for the Chevy Astrovan, Jake wonders at how much they spent on effects and La thinks this…
Published on: 2023-03-26
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We continue the '80s John Cusack and Steve Holland madness with the 1986 offering of 'One Crazy Summer' this time on the cheese. Yep, it's Nantucket's finest yacht race, girls who are just plain trouble, and a Teddy Bear that La spotted right away. Throw in a little teenage shoe…
Published on: 2023-03-14
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This time out we cover the cult '80s offering of Better Off Dead. That's right imaginary perfect women, burgers that pull, and unrelenting paper boys and all this 1985 gem is probably La's favorite movie we've watched thus far! Kayla's Cheese rating = 1. GoFundMe For Shannon Kidnap Countdown =…
Published on: 2023-02-26
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Join our gang as we mostly stay on topic for close to an entire hour before we run off the rails while we review the 1988 Classic Die Hard. Yes that most '80s of '80s action movie that would forever change the way Christmas time film is judged by. La…
Published on: 2023-02-13
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We go back and take a look at 1984's Gremlins this week! Sean had never seen the movie before, La loves Gizmo and Jake wishes this one stayed in his memory as some things just don't hold up as well as you think. Kayla's Cheese rating = 3. GoFundMe For…
Published on: 2023-02-06
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In what is going to work out to be our very late Christmas arc we start off with National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! Honestly, what Sean started off with is Kayla yelling at Chevy Chase the entire movie and not really getting what was going on. However, the bright spot for…
Published on: 2023-01-23
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We revisit Doc and Marty with the 1989 classic smash hit 'Back To The Future Part II'. That's right, it's flying cars and Biff's world this time out on that cast and La is totally digging it! Join us for the last Cheesy 80's Movie Review cast of 2022! Kayla…
Published on: 2022-12-19
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First off, I have no right to party with the Crystal Method here but it was just too cool to salute The Crystal Method who was in turn saluting The Dark Crystal. Just saying, the narration was pretty sweet here despite what Jake may tell you. Oh yeah ya'll, its…
Published on: 2022-12-06
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This time we take on the 1983 disaster that is Space Raiders! It's exactly as bad as you remember, maybe even worse as time grinds on. Honestly, we spent a significant portion of time trying to find something else to talk about. Kayla Cheese rating = 10+. Kidnap Countdown =…
Published on: 2022-11-21
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There are movies we expected to age well and some that we knew Kayla would rag on. We did not expect the reaction from Kayla we got from 1989's K-9 at all. Who knew this would age like a fine wine according to Gen-Z? Kayla Cheese Rating = 1.5. Kidnap…
Published on: 2022-11-15
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We review our first '80s classic movie in the form of the 1985 smash hit Back To The Future! For Kayla, this was the first time when a movie really grabbed her attention and wouldn't let go. She loved just about everything about it. There were cool trucks, Burger King,…
Published on: 2022-10-31
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This time out your '80s Cheese Crew reviews the 1985 hit Ladyhawke! Oh yeah, it's a good time, and Kayla did enjoy this one for the most part – save the Alan Parsons music. Then we take on some email and review a Jeep. It's how we roll, just sayin….
Published on: 2022-10-24
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So this episode is a little late due to some scheduling and that is our bad. Also, Kayla is nursing a cold and super stuffed up but she wouldn't hear of not doing the show! As the title suggests, this week we cover 'Howard the Duck'. Not only do we…
Published on: 2022-10-17
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Kayla is in fine form this week as she completely disassembles her father's boyhood hopes and dreams when we review The Last Starfighter. Then in the outtakes, there is a story about a family of worms, yeah, I said what I said. Don't say we didn't give you plenty of…
Published on: 2022-10-03
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Oh yeah, it's time for the magic of the 'Glaive' or as Kayla dubbed it 'Gilford, the magic Starfish'. Yes, amid Burger King jingles and talk of final countdowns we roll through the cheesy goodness of Liam Niesons first real movie! Kayla Cheese rating = 8. Kidnap Countdown = 1…
Published on: 2022-09-20
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Sean has been wanting to talk about this 80s gem for close to 30 years and is completely stoked to share it with his daughter – who could not care less. This week its giant movie stars from forty years ago, 80s speed machines, and trying to convince a teen…
Published on: 2022-09-14
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Welcome one and all to the monster of all bad ideas. Two old guys and a GenZ review cheesy '80s movies that really should have stayed in the '80s! We start with some rather stinky cheese in the form of Ice Pirates. Yep, we're starting there. Kayla Cheese Rating =…
Published on: 2022-09-12
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